Suck It Facebook

I just thought I'd point out to everyone who stumbled across this blog by accident (you know you did!), that I will NOT be asking you to "Like me on Facebook". The fact is..... NOBODY likes me on Facebook. Hell, even Facebook itself, doesn't like me! True story! I've been banned from Facebook. Banished. Exiled. Cast out. into the faceless, nameless, postless purgatory of the Facebook rejects. Now, I'm unable to post 50 pics of my cat, wearing funny hats, with captions such as "I looks purrrrdy" or "I likezez my hatzez". I have no way to inform my friends and family about life changing events, like how the weather is here, where I'd like to go on vacation, and how much it cost to get the car repaired. Saddest of all, I am unable to update my close, not so close, and incredibly remote friends, and loved ones, concerning my current standings in Texas Hold'em Poker, or Animal Farm. (yeah yeah... I think that's the wrong name, but again, I'm not on fricken Facebook!) That's right people, no sending cartoon animal pics, or birthday balloon drawings, or 'pokes", for me. So, what does this mean for you... the innocent blog reader? It means that you can't "Like me on Facebook", and I can't "Like you on Facebook" either. The good news is, I can't "Dislike you on Facebook", and lets face it.... don't I just seem like someone who would?